The One-Line:  When the local high school beauty pageant director hires a couple of dimwitted tech guys to sabotage the contestants so that her daughter can win, the pageant erupts into total pandemonium.

Cast:  14 Female
            6 Male
            8 - 9 Either
 
Set:  Very simple. The set can be an empty stage or can have
        some pageant decorations. 
 
Running Time:  85-90 Minutes.

Notes: The entire cast will love this play because each   character, at some point in the play, is the lead. Directing the 
play is very easy. We put the entire production together in seven 1½ hour class periods.

The name of the play is actually The Miss [name of your school] Beauty Pageant [current year].  
 
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Synopsis:  Pandemonium breaks out at the local high school beauty pageant! Everything starts out okay, but when the pageant director hires a couple of dimwitted tech guys to sabotage the contestants, mayhem ensues. To add  to the confusion, Miss English gets stage fright, Miss Art’s father wants her to come home to do her chores, Miss Drama’s friends want to get into the act, and Miss Valedictorian recently had a brain operation. It's like a pageant at an insane asylum! Just as the winner is to be announced, the pageant erupts into total disarray. Audience members judge, and hilarity ensues.  (Hilarity ensues!  Can't go wrong with that!)