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                        Curses, foiled again!
                       This is no melodrama!

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    Genre:  Musical/Comedy

    Cast:  10-12 Actors
              4 Female
              5 Male
              2 Either

    Set:  The stage of the Curses, Foiled Again
            Theater

    Approximate Running Time:  110 Minutes

    Publisher:  Not yet published

    Music by Derek Myler. This play had a
    reading in NYC at The Drama Book Shop in
    June 2011.  

    This is NOT a melodrama!


Synopsis:  It’s 1905, the turn of the century and the country is booming with new inventions:  The horseless carriage, flight, Coca-Cola, and of course, the moving pictures.  In Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, The Curses Foiled Again Theater has been a thriving business for over 40 years, performing melodrama plays to enthused audiences every night.  Then, as fate would have it, the moving pictures come to town, right next door, in the form of The Lightning Bug Nickelodeon and steal the theater’s audience.  Anna, the owner of the theater can’t believe she is being put out of business by a “colorless illusion,” so she decides to win her patrons back by becoming more like the “movies.”  They perform their play in black & white, and mouth the words while flashing subtitle cards.  But this only drives the audience further away.  Meanwhile, the owner of the nickelodeon, Nick Lightning, who has always wanted to be a stage-actor, has fallen in love with Anna.  But because his business is destroying hers, he has become Anna’s number one enemy.  So he disguises himself as the world famous foreign actor, Frank Frodenhiemer, and joins the melodrama troupe.  As Anna’s hate for Nick grows she falls in love with Frank, not knowing they are one and the same.  Things get really complicated as Nick must wear two different costumes during their revised melodrama on top of his Frank disguise.  When the all the costume changes go awry, Nick is finally exposed, and so is the real reason for the demise of melodrama.

World Premiere

The Heritage Theatre
2505 South Highway 89 in Perry, Utah

 Performance dates:
Mondays, Fridays, Saturdays
June 7th – 29th 2013

Matinees June 15 & 22 2:00 PM

 For Directions go to
Heritagetheatreutah.com

Cast
ANNA HALE (F) 
Owner of The Curses, Foiled Again Theater.  Plays a cactus in the melodrama.
 
NICK LIGHTNING (M)     
Owner of the Nickelodeon.  Later disguises himself as world famous stage actor, Frawnk Frodenheimer. 
 
EDWARD (M)              
Not so smart.  Also plays Dastardly Dan, the villian. 
 
ETHEL (F)              
Sarcastic.  Also plays Sweet Suzanna, the damsel in distress.
 
FLORENCE (F)           
Has a posture problem and a raspy,  unattractive voice except when she plays Luscious
Lucinda, the sexy saloon girl.
 
HARRY (M)              
Timid, nerdy, and clumsy.  Also plays Dudley Do-Gooder, the hero.
 
JAMES (M)              
Proper English gentleman.  Also plays Eugene the Engineer. 
 
NELLIE (F)                  
The stage manager.  Has a stuttering problem and can only communicate through song.  
 
PIANO PLAYER (M/F)           
A real pianist and a member of the troupe.  Name is CHARLES or IDA.

 JOHN HALE (M)    
LANDLORD (M/F)
AUDIENCE MEMBER (M/F)
          
These parts could be played by one, two or three actors.
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