The One-Line: While looking for the "right one," a man and a woman endure disastrously insane end-of-the-date doorstep situations.
Genre: Comedy
Cast: 12 total characters (4-24 actors possible, 2-12 f, 2-12 m) 6 female 6 male Set: A single door; or just a curtain for an exit. Running Time: 35-40 minutes Publisher: Brooklyn Publishers To Order Death of the Doorstep Kiss click here! |
Synopsis: The doorstep is the most awkward part of a first date. When a guy walks a girl to her door many important questions stream through both of their minds: Does she think I’m attractive? Does he think I’m interesting? Should I ask her out again? And the most stressful question of all-time, will there be a goodnight kiss?! It’s hard to foresee the answer when your date is a professional clown or a mortician or is obsessed with duck calls! Death of the Doorstep Kiss explores several end-of-the-date goodnight kiss situations which grow more disastrous with each date. Could there possibly be a happy ending?
Casting Note: This play can be done with as few as 4 actors or as many as 24 actors or any number in between. If using the same actors as MAN & WOMAN in each scene, as it is written, there will be a total of 12 cast members. A possible option would be to use different actors as MAN & WOMAN for each scene. This would make the possible total number of actors up to 24. Also, you could have the same 2 actors play each male and female part, changing costumes for each scene, for a small cast of 4 (2 female, 2 male).
CHARACTERS
MAN (M) Normal guy of dating age
WOMAN (F) Normal girl of dating age
DENNIS (M) Video game fanatic
MICHELLE (F) Obnoxious laugher
KARL (M) Self-centered
JEANIE (F) Psychic
HATCHER (M) Duck caller
LYDIA (F) Seemingly normal
WALLY (M) Super shy
EMMA (F) Embalmer
CLOWN (M) A clown
BABE (F) A babe
Casting Note: This play can be done with as few as 4 actors or as many as 24 actors or any number in between. If using the same actors as MAN & WOMAN in each scene, as it is written, there will be a total of 12 cast members. A possible option would be to use different actors as MAN & WOMAN for each scene. This would make the possible total number of actors up to 24. Also, you could have the same 2 actors play each male and female part, changing costumes for each scene, for a small cast of 4 (2 female, 2 male).
CHARACTERS
MAN (M) Normal guy of dating age
WOMAN (F) Normal girl of dating age
DENNIS (M) Video game fanatic
MICHELLE (F) Obnoxious laugher
KARL (M) Self-centered
JEANIE (F) Psychic
HATCHER (M) Duck caller
LYDIA (F) Seemingly normal
WALLY (M) Super shy
EMMA (F) Embalmer
CLOWN (M) A clown
BABE (F) A babe